krünk oüt on the weekends


krunkouts tumblr. &hearts
January 2, 2010, 2:46 am
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i kinda forgot krunkout’s twitter password so havent really used it at all. oops.

BUT i do however use tumblr now which is fucking brilliant and very interesting and i highly recommend you get one. then once you do go on http://krunkout.tumblr.com/ and follow. i post random photos n shit up there and posts about the night before in run-down form before i post up here… so, check it out.



a right tickling.
December 29, 2009, 7:26 am
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copped a right good tickling last night. leaving me very stiff this morning.

wish i had just gone to the camberwell party.

not actually me. i copped a little less head trauma



Long time
November 8, 2009, 12:51 pm
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So.. It’s been fucking ages again since the last post, been fucking slack slash doing fuck-all. Soon will be out of this fucking butthole of a school the got the holidays to get fucked-up, before my new conservative school. Paid 190 from working this weekend so no doubt this will be a heck weekend or maybe next weekend, depending on exams.

Peace krunkouters



thy night of saturday…
August 9, 2009, 12:07 pm
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to whom it may concern,

fellow krunkers its been a while, but rest assurde. lots of hectic shits been goin down.

saturday night. a bunch of hekkaz parties on. oak, redface n 9ers rock up to ashy for a gath with 4 goon sackles, bottle of jimmy, vodka and 6pack of udl’s [for the girls]. looks set to be an eventful night. and that it was. parties fair chill, smokes and drinks all round all peeps grabbin sweet hooks. tubs n the new rmit rock up. get booted, fairly embarrassing. redface and myself grab some hooks, our goon and the udl’s and boot to burwood station. chuckin up scratchies at burwood station waitin for rangone n dimples to arrive. the women call, rockin up in half an hour sneakin out. having a chill sesh at burwoon with dimples, rangone, redface n iconske walking round a bit just waitin on the chicks. need some quick keish, go up to some cunts lookin to roll em’, then we change our mind. they was frenchies .uncool – no cash. walking down the station, rangone with the goon sack in his hand. redface talking to rangone when he decides to go into my backpack and try and find the goon while we are walking. redface looking in the bag when the bottle of vodka falls out and smashes on the ground. everyone trying to remain calm and not hit him, me and paris walking away to avoid a punch on. rangrat stays with redface while hes goin depresso n punchin himself in the face (making it even redder). at this point everypeeps want him to go home and get out of our face. me and rangrat licking the vodka off the ground gettin glass on our tongues slashin up our mouths. chicks are gonna be angry as fark, was there moneyske. we head to bp to catch the tram and pick up eloop on the way. get off at bmac, stroll around a bit and decide to tram it back down. kickin it back at burwood stati we meet up with the females and redface, new rmit n tubs go to auburn 3am to grab us some more booze. rest of us walk up to summerhill park, kickin it on the playground n the farkin hectic wizzy dizzy. other lads arrive, no booze, got chased by jacks n their money stolen. me n rangrat scab a udl, gone in 20 sconds – straight to the wizzy dizzy for a couple of minutes. get out and die. everyones missin their wallets n phones, fuckin too drunk for searching. me benson mouth off punch on, all good again. everyones got their shit back, probz in our pockets and we depart to the couches in the parkin lot near rangrats crib.

coldest night of our lives, we head back to burmac for some warmth and not looking forward to goin home.

ketch – krunksters

from your krunker – Jokes.



whos down to boogey-woogey?
August 1, 2009, 4:08 am
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friday night, couldn’t krunkit.

shame.

sooo, tonight seems the night to pull on my KrunkStick, and get fucked up. BUT with the funds running low, (only $10 keish) left from the week, means it will probably be a goon night.

shame.

my date for tonight.

BUT STILL, the party must go on.



KRUNKOUT’S GOT TWITTER!
July 29, 2009, 7:40 am
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www.twitter.com/krunkout/  i dunno what the fuck twitter is but is recently replaced crack and world of warcraft as the most addictive thing in the world so, if you like KrunkOut updates frequently n shit checkitout.



R-Rated
July 27, 2009, 12:01 pm
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First off.

Thanks to all the KrunkAddicts that couldn’t help but to vote on the poll, 20 to 1 thats a result that has got me slightly motivated if anything. But what did get me quite alot more motivated was the fact that yesterday alone we had 66 hits, like thats alot. Like, not for the internet in whole but for our blog thats up there with some of the best of days. BUT, we want more. Please can we get just anyone to spam it on their facebooks like, just chuck up a link everynow and then to keep it fresh. ALSO, we need more authors, anyone who is interested in posting on the new KrunkOut is welcome to. Just make a WordPress account and I’ll add you as an author.

Sick.

Thats what ive been all week, fucking shit. Tonsillitis is a shitkunt, but it has some upsides. antibiotics. Now this sounds not that great, BUT considering, i was drinking sattie night turned hekkaz.

some rando's before we got there.

some rando's before we got there.

Now theme was R-rated, and as you’d presume, nobody gave a shit.

Except the girls, which was allright considering, not that i was doing any perving, way too out of it for that.

Drinks kicked in, i was just out of it.

I cant remember anymore of the night which is why i presume it was hektic, except for one curious incedent that happened after, that I’m not inclined to comment on until i make a full police statement. sorry folks, anyhoo on a scale of a good night, memory loss is usually a good sign so all good there.

Ended up crashing at the place with Whiskers.

7/10 for a reasonable night out.



Bringing back the Krunk?
July 24, 2009, 11:39 am
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I know its been on everyones mind for a while now, when will KrunkOut come back? Well Krunkfans you will not have to wait sleeplessly anymore for the time is now.

The new KrunkOut will have, more regular post, more editors and writers and more pictures of people fucked on drugs. Sound enticing?

thought so.

SO! we can begin again.. but the public opinion is what really matters, so valuable readers, shall we do the KrunkOut Dance once more?